Thursday, February 9, 2012

Celebrity Photos: WTF Edition

There have been a couple celebrity photos that have caught my eye as of late, and not in a good way.

One: when did Robin Williams become homeless?

Even the Monsters aren't fans.

It appears the man has fallen on some hard times because I've only seen comparable beards on the derelicts who live along the creek near my house. I'd like to say he's taken on a role similar to his character in The Fisher King, but all signs point to "no."

Is it wrong to say I personally think he looked better playing a homeless man? I guess with Tim Allen's sitcom career being back on track (eye roll), he could always play St. Nick in The Santa Clause 4.

Two: when did Macaulay Culkin become anorexic? Or is he dying? Or is dying from anorexia?!

My hope is that he's spent the last year and a half starving himself due to pining after his ex-girlfriend Mila Kunis, which is, I think, understandable to most. However, I just get the drogas vibe from him. In conjunction with his pallor and sunken, hobgoblin eyes, the weight loss is not doing him any favors. 

Nor is that facial hair! Come on, MC, we want you returning to your healthy best (Richie Rich, circa 1995, obviously).

I feel I owe it to my readers to point out that the next available article on good ole Macaulay was titled, "Culkin Denies Dating Porn Star." Dude, if I were you, I'd just go with it. At this point, I think it's the only street cred you have left.

Interesting sidenote: you may remember a few months back when I talked about my favorite
childhood celebrity crushes from the 90's. It has become my blog's most trafficked post, and not because of any Americans, god no! I'm pretty sure the length of my posts leave most US readers high-tailin' it for the hills. I get around 50 hits a week on that one write-up because France, Spain and Germany's Google searches turn it up for fans of Hanson, Macaulay Culkin and Elijah Wood... true story.

So what did we learn today? Only grow facial hair if your cheek bones can handle it. And make sure to eat food. Both good rules to live by. 

Happy Thursday!

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